Um, so Sawako Kabuki had a bad breakup with a boyfriend* right around the time of that horrible earthquake in Japan. Then she made this. It's not entirely clear whether she is speaking literally or figuratively here but holy friggin' moly is this one of the craziest things we have ever laid eyes on. Whoa. *Apparently, he was into enemas.

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