You've probably heard of women who go through extreme body modifications to  emulate their plastic idols. Blondie is taking it a step further, using hypnosis to empty her head of its cumbersome human thoughts so she can become not just as beautiful as Barbie, but as brainless.

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Although you could look at this as an interesting experiment in accidental Zen meditation, it seems that the goal is less enlightenment than a permanent state of ditsiness. (She describes how it took her three hours to find her mom's house.) Mostly I'm finding it hard not to wonder how Blondie's pursuit of the completist Barbie experience is going to work out for her in the long term. How will she make all those complicated medical arrangements without a brain?

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