All Pizzas Deserve the Same Rights as Burgers
Intersectionality in feminism can be a confusing topic to understand - thankfully, pizza is here to help. It's a big, burger world out there, and when it comes to pizza rights, we need to talk about ALL pizzas: pizzas who are attracted to other pizzas, pizzas who aren't attracted to anything, pizzas who identify as burgers and pizzas with different toppings.
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