AR (Anti-Rape) Wear is a line of clothing designed to prevent sexual assault. Basically reinforced textile shorts that serve the same function as a chastity belt, AR's products are meant to be worn undetected under even the skimpiest "asking for it" attire. And should you worry that this armor might interfere with your sex appeal, the video's undulating models will prove you wrong with a flash of cleavage and a flick of tawny mane. In Emily Prager's feminist fantasy, "The Lincoln Pruitt Anti-Rape Device", Female G.I.s protect themselves from rape in enemy territory with an insertable device that grinds unwanted intruders into hamburger meat. That's an Indiegogo project I'd back.