Ghost sex? COME ON LADIES
[dirty alert]
New York Magazine published an online article this morning about the new hottest phenomenon (literally) -- GHOST SEX. Apparently, ghosts all around the country have been getting a little handsy with the ladies. Some women are turned on while others are totally creeped out. But the bigger concern about these slutty ghosts is -- why are women blaming a spiritual creature to admit that they, guess what, HAVE ORGASMS. Are women still not comfortable enough with their sexuality to admit that they have sexy dreams that wake them up in ecstasy? Isn't it less embarrassing to say "I came so hard while I was sleeping that it woke me up" than "I think a ghost came into my room and fondled me and forced me to climax?" Unless you keep your Ouija board with your vibrator (on the bookshelf with Candy Land and Scrabble) maybe blame your sultry night-gasms on hormones and not Patrick Swayze?
Sorry, we are not discussing this one.