God Bless America -- and our inalienable right to overly specific food sensitivities. Whether you're gluten-free/soy-sensitive, Halal/atkins/vegan, or lacto-ovo/high-fiber/paleo/ raw, this sketch is for you. No need to check the labels. Locally grown and produced by the ladies of JustBoobs Sketches.
Happy Fourth!
Sorry, we are not discussing this one.