Have you ever seen someone walking through an airport with a large adult toy protruding from their handbag? (Ed. note: no.) This terrifying adorable teddy bear is a new business venture that aims to prevent that unspeakable embarrassment from happening to you.  Of course, you'll have to walk through the airport with a giant teddy bear, and potentially check your luggage to fit it in. And then there's the fact that people will think you're way crazier for being an adult woman carrying around a stuffed animal than being an adult woman with an ADULT TOY. But hey, at least no one will think you masturbate.  

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