This 43 year old mom celebrates her midsection (and possibly yours) with empowering lines like "You're a motherf8cking warrior who likes to eat cake". Enjoy it while you can. High waisted jeans are happening for Spring, so that muffin will be getting stuffed back into the bag any day now.

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