"Princeton Mom" Mary Patton is back in the spotlight promoting her book of advice to her nonexistent daughters  college girls everywhere, charmingly titled "Marry Smart: Advice for Finding  The One". Her thesis is basically an amplification of the letter to the Princetonian that made her famous in the first place: Girls, you're not getting any younger,  snare a man while the pickings are good. It's fun to watch the host try to keep her shit together when they get to talking about rape. And you can learn a lot from the glimpses into Patton's home life and hairstyling.