Holy Sinister Synergy! In what seems to be a cosmic kick in the cooch, this election cycle, Super Tuesday falls on the first day of Women’s History Month!

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That’s right--the first day of the month that is supposed to be dedicated to the ongoing fight for gender equality will also see a shit-show of anti-choice politicians vying to win states with some of the most stone-aged abortion laws ever imagined.

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OK, that last part isn’t quite fair, with the exception of Oregon, (Go Ducks!) all of these here United States have restrictive and primitive abortion laws of some sort.  But the 14 states represented here more than hold their own in eroding reproductive access.

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So what better way to highlight the ugliness of the anti-choice vermin in the Super Tuesday states than a beauty pageant?  Well there are probably a hundred better ways but fuck it, we went with a pageant.

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Lady Parts Justice is proud to premiere the video hilarity of the Miss Super Tuesday Pageant exclusively on WIFEY.tv, because they are some badass feminists who generate compelling content that is devoted to gender equality, smashing the patriarchy, and tickling your … (you call it)

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We love our WIFEY.tv for supporting creative feminists like LADY PARTS JUSTICE . You will always be our Wifey.

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--Lady Parts Justice

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